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~~~~~Jake’s stupid fucking dustbuster~~~~~ The door opened. As if that’s really special. Doors do that. Anyway, in came Jake from a day of mayhem. He had just finished accidentally destroying most of the school’s plumbing. The local plumber was infuriated to be forced to leave from his vacation for this problem. Jake immediately grabbed his auto return device and jumped into his Random Gate(tm) and popped out right next to it. “Odd...” he said and jumped in again. He found himself on a mountain... actually, IN one, and right in front of him was a tiger. The first thing to run through his mind was: why was th

Jake’s Bad Day Jake’s sheets flew into the air as he flung them off his bed. He frantically searched under his bed. “FUCK!!!” Jake yelled as he continued to tear apart his room. His door being kicked down and slamming into the floor abruptly interrupted him. “Hiya, Jake! What’cha doing?” Jack asked cheerily “I’m looking for my rare piece of candy! I can’t believe I lost it!” yelled Jake as he overturned his desk. “Oh yeah, THAT…” said Jack Suddenly, a shocked look of realization appeared on Jake’s face. He turned and glared at Jack and scowled “You A